- Gigging In Coastal Areas -- Screaming Into The Cultural Void.
- Middle Aged Man Forced To Belly Dance -- Harrowing Nightmare
- Leo Di Caprio -- His Super Model Carbon Footprint
- Head of the IMF Charged with Pimping.
Nelson Mandela Spams Inbox With Fart Porn
Rathy Has Lime Disease
Wellness Concentration Camp
Rolex: "Wogs Makin Watches"
Bombing In Front of Family
- Rathy's YouTube Search History Disgrace
- Fighting Loneliness With Cryptocurrency Podcasts
- Jamie Oliver Cooking With Additives and Food Chemicals
- Happy Birthday It's A Suicide Pod
- Bikie Drug Lord and Uber Eats Driver
- Sir Lunch-A-Lot (Murdoch papers attack union boss)
Uber Mental Health
Confusing Quirkiness With Dementia
Blasphemy: Eating KFC In Organic Shop
Replace Talkative Butchers WIth Drones
In-Depth Analysis: Rathy's Bullies
Boost Your Media Career With Depression
Defense Force Ads: Die For Your Country? No. What About Scuba Diving?
Come For A Wine Cheese Night With My Boyfriend
It's Time To Hurl Dead Bodies Into Kids Playgrounds
Comedians Writing Kids Books - Cash Grab
Dog lovers Now Comfortable With Bourgeois Bestiality
Being Kink Shamed In The 50s
Undercover Homeless Live In CEOs Mansion
If You Have AIDS We'll Call You Monday
Mostly Unlikely Dating App Hook Ups
A NON-Morbidly Obese Improv Troupe
A Paramedic Kicked In My Door
Forming Meaningful Connections with Porn Bots Corporations
Corporations Filling Moral Void Left by The Church
Times Too Weird For Weed, Snoop Doggs Anxiety Disorder
Nightmare Gig: Reprimanded by Smart Casual Bundy Shirt
Tik Tok: Narcissism VS National Security
Earnest corporate ads during COVID
Cancel culture, aliens and pick up artists
If China invades Asian impressions are acceptable
The 21st Century luxury trap
Adult Sleep Overs
An Inevitable Tragedy: Tradie Dies from Mother Energy Drink Bonanza
Daily Telegraph Bullies Victorians: 'Whimps'
- Death of The Aussie Larrikin! (often a witty murderer)
- Advertising: A psychopath at a party trying to fit in
- Sleep Apnea is Now Sexy
- Western Collapse: Living Under a Woke Warlord
- American Collapse and the Hollywood Imagination
- NRL Returns, Ted Bundy and Coke
- Doctor Returns to Cruise Ships, Like Event Horizon
Headlines this week:
Anti-Semitism is a gateway conspiracy
Trump selling an Ab Machine
Rathy's art of the deal
Watching Contagion stones during a contagion
Palate of the plebs
The NRL Integrity Unit, Durry Sparks Vicious Glassing, Wuhan Batman.
- Surf and Turfed: Bondi Strongman arrested as beaches set to reopen
- Kim Jung Ung: Was it one too many burgers for chubby despot
- Rich old conservatives pretend they're missing life of socialising
- Patient Zeros big day out: From lab to wet market
- Govt Tracking App: Scum with flip phones left in the lurch
- Cruises take bookings for 2021
News of the world broken down by Damien Power and Dan Rath This week's headlines:
- China Mc Donalds apologizes for banning black people
- Wet markets in Wuhan reopen, crayfish sold!
- Super Spreader!
- Backpackers are the new immigrants Australia hates
- NRL pushes to start playing again
- Trump cuts funds to WHO
- Ebola case appears in Africa
As technology advances our culture regresses, from Socrates to Jumanji 3, finding meaning, why we love unlikely animal friends videos, the higher self, the super ego, the sistine chapel and god in our minds and shit...