Headlines:

- Surf and Turfed: Bondi Strongman arrested as beaches set to reopen

- Kim Jung Ung: Was it one too many burgers for chubby despot

- Rich old conservatives pretend they're missing life of socialising

- Patient Zeros big day out: From lab to wet market

- Govt Tracking App: Scum with flip phones left in the lurch

- Cruises take bookings for 2021

News of the world broken down by Damien Power and Dan Rath This week's headlines:

- China Mc Donalds apologizes for banning black people

- Wet markets in Wuhan reopen, crayfish sold!

- Super Spreader!

- Backpackers are the new immigrants Australia hates

- NRL pushes to start playing again

- Trump cuts funds to WHO

- Ebola case appears in Africa