Headlines:
- Surf and Turfed: Bondi Strongman arrested as beaches set to reopen
- Kim Jung Ung: Was it one too many burgers for chubby despot
- Rich old conservatives pretend they're missing life of socialising
- Patient Zeros big day out: From lab to wet market
- Govt Tracking App: Scum with flip phones left in the lurch
- Cruises take bookings for 2021